Ooh lordy this past weekend was rough on my body. Let's break it down ( Read more... )

Irony is providing tech support to your cousins overseas.

I've been double checking the mail all month to see if my tax return came in. Yesterday Jessamine reminded me that I selected direct deposit so today I checked my account. I've had all three credits since the 8th. Silly me.

I had White Castle's french onion slyders today...they are so good they make me wanna slap yo mama! They're available until Aug. 13th. I also found out there are White Castles West of the Mississippi river. Minnesooota and Missourah have them.

Recent conversations with the homies have got me thinking...maybe I'm too picky about my women and thats probably why they don't last more than one or two nights out. From now one, she doesn't have to play videogames, be into car tuning, be into anime (I rarely watch any now), be a house head, or wear gym shoes and track jackets. These are all big ( Read more... )

I need new black dress shoes cuz salt has eaten through the finish of my current ones and a puddle or drizzle makes my socks wet. I figured I'd get a pair of brown ones too cuz the current ones aren't as dressy. It's been a while since I bought white gym shoes and well...I wanted a pair. Without further ado:( zapatos )

Last night, I dreamt that Erykah Badu and I were kidnapped by Fat Joe ( Read more... )

I've come up with some entrepreneur like ideas before. I won't mention them here just in case I was on to something. So if you haven't heard them yet, I sing after the 4th drink. Anyway this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna release a sex tape. Since I'm not a celebrity I'll have to do something to make it infamous. Something like reciting the entire ( Read more... )

From April 30th to May 7th I have the house to myself. I'm not gonna throw a huge party. I'm not gonna have a "temporary house guest." I probably won't even leave the house much aside from work. Why? Because GT mothafuckin A IV comes out on the 29th.


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When I was little and was heard something I didn't like I'd snap back "SO?!" and my older siblings would say "so is a bad word." I think this sparked my annoyance with the word so. It's unnecessarily used. This is based off of preference and not proper grammar ( Read more... )