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[rjdork]

I'm driving down gratiot and i want to get over, but there is a cop in the lane next to me. Of course i'm not going to just place my frequently ticketed ass right in front of him so i drive on acting casually and actually obeying the law (there was traffic. I had little choice anyway). I stop at a red light. the cop stops next to me...he should

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oh my god

[mr_bothsides]

gena, i'm sorry, but that's just too fucking hilarious! seriously lmao

he prolly woulda paid good money for a handjob though.

pigs.

[thewerewolfmonk]

if you're coming from the dtown area, and are not from the dtown area they assume you're buying drugs.

it's not cops who you should worry about though, only other druggies can sense the druggie in you. so if you ever have to give a junkie a ride home, don't let him shoot up in your car even if he seems like a nice enough fellow.

[jerk]

that is sweet. i miss you.

come and join the bad luck club...

[aviolentdecay]

hey is joshua... i forgot i had this live journal thing... and i found it the other day... eh... cops must not like you...
i am looking forward to tuesday... time does not move fast enough when you need it too...and other times it moves too fast...
time will slow down till i see you... then itll fly by... as usual...
and you gotta love the old pervs... they make life interesting some times... right? think it could have been just a nice walk to the store... but instead you got a nice walk with a crazy offer for money for sex...

[lershee]

While I feel bad that you think you look like a crack whore (which you don't - you're lovely), I couldn't help but laugh my ass off about this. Sorry. :-)