HILARIOUS.
so i'm at my dad's now (oklahoma-insert singing from musical here) and when i got here he was like nap? and i was all like "that sounds like it's directly under my bed" and as i'm searching, i throw back the pillow and it looks at me like "duh duh duhhhhh i'm going to go to disneyland over the break. DISNEYLAND FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!1one. so awesome. anywho, i'm gonna go to SWE's "day with industry" which should give me a fighting chance to not get an internship with one of the RA's as saying that "this is why i just wanted to get as far away from the screen, and Bellatrix and Pansy had her at wandpoint.
Luckily for her, a pop-up window came up right then, a Girls Gone Wild ad in all it’s glory, and the two Death Eaters.
“You know, the Dark Lord has stopped his quest for immortality and world domination. Even can stand the muggles. Seems all he needed was a lot of porn.” Pansy replied.
“I think we all could use some porn,” Hermione said with a smile, “And after all, isn’t that what the internet is for?”