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[rlbf101]

10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong:

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy

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[rlbf101]

Wouldn't that be awesome if you get taller by being around someone?