this is what i do

[rlord]

my mom has these fake boob inserts. i like to take one sometimes and use it as a stress ball or something. its fun, kinda cute. my mom just called me into her room because she found a boob in the handle of a cabinet. i forgot to put it back.

dad, why the hell do you watch fox news?

"because its fair and balanced."

-merry christmas from aspen.

Comments

[saltwaterjo]

ahaha. karen and courtney.
7 days until we are together again. and till you can sleep in my king sized bed and i can give you mono...

[godo]

Hello illustrious one, where are you? so many god damn uggs....

[rlord]

i am in the land of uggs, young trubador.