...the one that got away.

[rlord]

i have just returned from the pitkin county jail, where i recived a dui. my arrest was prompted by uriniating in public, and driviving with lights off. im sitting in the car getting pulled over, next to the 28 yr old fashion photograper man of my dreams, as he keeps telling my that i'm "so hot" for my calm and collected manner with the po. next

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[bleedinglegions]

did you x-post this on the crimethinc community?!?! if you didn't you totally should because they really love vagrant romance and sticking it to the fucking man. right on ill see you after the revolution.
yours in the struggle
winston

[rlord]

vive la ressitance, allez allez allez. range rover freedom fighter.

[saltwaterjo]

the idea of you in handcuffs...
::creams pants::

[rlord]

if you could have only seen his ratail.

FORTUNA!

[tookwik]

I got pulled over the other day...I was drunk by any means, but I was still forced into looking like a complete asshole by doing 4 different sobriety tests. Verbal abuse and condescending gestures...What more can you ask for? I mean...Really. So I copped an attitude with you...So what? You're being a complete dick to me, just to prove to yourself some sort of self-worth and authoritative personae. He was the biggest nerd ever, Rache. He was easily the smelly, uncoordinated kid sitting on the bleachers in gym class, while all the jocks planned for an attack of super-wedgies and swirlies. It was horrible. I was being talked down to by a complete fucking degenerate. He told me I was "lucky" that I wasn't getting a ticket for switching a lane without using my indicator. Lame.

I love you. I hate Aspen for stealing you from me. xxoo.

[rlord]

bah bah bah bah bah bah bah love you

[tookwik]

I meant, "I wasn't drunk by any means."

ayyyy

[_lapland]

i was stella_luna_ i am now _lapland.
im re adding you.