Just a moment ago....

[rndomthought]

While outside on my break, I'm minding my own business smoking a cigarette and reading my book when this guy comes up to me and says, "You know, there's nothing worse than being a buffalo out on the range, standing there staring off in the distance, then looking down and finding barnacles on your balls. That's why I shave mine every day

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[koil]

um...
wow.
sounds like a good reason to stop smoking! :P