1) You with a sparkler, warning the photographer that if she comes any closer, you might fart on her head. Then burn the negatives with the sparkler. Or both, if the camera is at a jaunty angle.
2) You with semi-washed off make-up (very crazy-sexy-cool). You're such an accidental poser.
3) Blurry pic of the lady just above you. Very Dandy Warhols album inlay card.
4) The two bastards standing short of the Holy WKD bottle. You must've visited county Connemara.
5) Your tattoo.
God, I'm drunk. If you could see me collapse right now, it would be like watching a furry white teddy bear that's just realised its actually one of those urinal melty-soap thingys and protests aginst it's own melty demise. Please don't piss on me nooooooo...
tonight i am sober. last night i was drunk. i'm having issues at the minute where every time i drink, even only after a few pints.. i feel sick. i wonder why that is? i still power through the sickness until i feel better. and bolloxd. it's still a mystery though!
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1) You with a sparkler, warning the photographer that if she comes any closer, you might fart on her head. Then burn the negatives with the sparkler. Or both, if the camera is at a jaunty angle.
2) You with semi-washed off make-up (very crazy-sexy-cool). You're such an accidental poser.
3) Blurry pic of the lady just above you. Very Dandy Warhols album inlay card.
4) The two bastards standing short of the Holy WKD bottle. You must've visited county Connemara.
5) Your tattoo.
God, I'm drunk. If you could see me collapse right now, it would be like watching a furry white teddy bear that's just realised its actually one of those urinal melty-soap thingys and protests aginst it's own melty demise. Please don't piss on me nooooooo...
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tonight i am sober. last night i was drunk. i'm having issues at the minute where every time i drink, even only after a few pints.. i feel sick. i wonder why that is? i still power through the sickness until i feel better. and bolloxd. it's still a mystery though!
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