How to know you're feverish ( Read more... )

Someone, anyone, be merciful and kill me.

Translation: I've relapsed into mono. Bet you wish you didn't share my Pepsi in History class, huh, Chris?

I may or may not surface for the rest of the week. (I'll be sleeping. A lot.)

This is highly amusing.

The above is a link to the Epitaphs Browser. Morbid? Maybe. Some of the epitaphs are sad, some are thoughtful, and some are fucking hilarious.

Like this gem on the headstone of Dr. Fred Roberts: "Office upstairs."

Or this one from Bruce Alexander Lincoln, "Beloved husband of Joan, a man with Nature, who loved life and ( Read more... )

Not to mention I found out that I can post some tickle tests now, too.

( Quiz Day! )

Found this in my media files, and I remembered how much I love this song, mostly becuase of how well it expresses my own ideas.

Down in Flames
By Reliant K

Christians-- we're all afraid of fire.
We prefer to suck on pacifiers.
Baby pacifists, we're throwing fits.
We don't shake hands, we shake our fists.

We're cannibals.
We watch our brothers fall.
We eat ( Read more... )

This is shockingly accurate...

the Observer
Test finished! you chose BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE.

"I need to understand the world"

Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, curious, analytical,
and insightful.

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