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My mind sucks right about now - All my ideas are non-existent, there is no power in my noggin...the fun can't go on forever.
I'd hate for this journal to become another emo-shitography and have it going into non-interesting things, so this will be the last post and the journal shall be left...as it is...for future persons (like myself) to look at - whilst saying things like 'Hot Dang!' and 'The colors are hurting my eyes!'
This last post is dedicated to all of you who read my journal - for all of you who don't.....I'm.....I'm putting a curse on... you guys..........standing there..with....with your iPods and Hula-hoops!!! - barf o' fillét!
Anyways let us look back on the highlights of my time with this journal....let us focus on the things...that I never got around to documenting...
This was back in '98, when I was president and I had my own tv show :
*note - I'm not wearing any pants
I remember this one..oh so well....
This is when I accidentally dropped my mule Berewolf on Oprah Winfrey during her live show. If I remember correctly - she was interviewing a teenage, Fred Durst and Mrs McDonald (Ronald's Ma!) - I got coupons outa her
This picture was taken by my Uncle Bob. I had almost finished eating the Earth, when Uncle Bob pointed out that I was being a bastard. The shitty part was, it didn't even taste like chicken.
Here's an oldy dating back to the year ...when Hitler purchased Disneyland and watching 'Who's the Boss' was considered awesome.
I had travelled over to Japan, for a meeting with Godzilla on discussing ways of bringing back 'Happy Pants' and 'National Breakdancing day'
....the number you have dialled, can not be connected....to hear a man inserting a pencil into his ear...please hold the line...
My mind sucks right about now - All my ideas are non-existent, there is no power in my noggin...the fun can't go on forever.
I'd hate for this journal to become another emo-shitography and have it going into non-interesting things, so this will be the last post and the journal shall be left...as it is...for future persons (like myself) to look at - whilst saying things like 'Hot Dang!' and 'The colors are hurting my eyes!'
This last post is dedicated to all of you who read my journal - for all of you who don't.....I'm.....I'm putting a curse on... you guys..........standing there..with....with your iPods and Hula-hoops!!! - barf o' fillét!
Anyways let us look back on the highlights of my time with this journal....let us focus on the things...that I never got around to documenting...
This was back in '98, when I was president and I had my own tv show :
*note - I'm not wearing any pants
I remember this one..oh so well....
This is when I accidentally dropped my mule Berewolf on Oprah Winfrey during her live show. If I remember correctly - she was interviewing a teenage, Fred Durst and Mrs McDonald (Ronald's Ma!) - I got coupons outa her
This picture was taken by my Uncle Bob. I had almost finished eating the Earth, when Uncle Bob pointed out that I was being a bastard. The shitty part was, it didn't even taste like chicken.
Here's an oldy dating back to the year ...when Hitler purchased Disneyland and watching 'Who's the Boss' was considered awesome.
I had travelled over to Japan, for a meeting with Godzilla on discussing ways of bringing back 'Happy Pants' and 'National Breakdancing day'
....the number you have dialled, can not be connected....to hear a man inserting a pencil into his ear...please hold the line...