Request, offers and boasting

[roadkillgerbil]

Ok, firstly the request. If anyone living close to me has empty jam jars, please save them and send them in my direction. I have far more blackberries than I can manage (about 1.5 kilos each time I go pick them) and don't have enough jars to put jam in

Comments

[finuala]

Aren't I a good little housewife?!?

Dear Sir/Madam

Thank you for your interest in the Institute of Good Housewifery. In order to process your application to join, please forward the following:

Proof that you are not in any paid employment;
Evidence of being a kept individual (Marriage preferred);
Proof of a period allowance from said arrangement.

Evidence of being the designated primary care-giver of one or more mewling brats will aid your in application.

We look forward to your application in due course.

[roadkillgerbil]

I'll get working on it. :p

[finuala]

Jolly good. :)

And I have jars, just no money for petrol. :(

Can it wait until next month? I could hopefully stop down on my way to A's and bring your birthday pressie at the same time.

[almosthonest]

:-O Please no?

[finuala]

Dear Madam

You have enticed me with your talk of conserves and tracklements.

Please send jam by return of carrier toad.

Kthxbai!