A cause for celebration?

[roadkillgerbil]

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Character Assasination? That's like killing a very very dead thing.

[kimkali]

Oh dear.
She does sound jolly fun!

Maybe pointing out that she is a guest in your home... and that expecting grown-up priviledges requires [oo happy 420!] grown-up actions.

That or "shut the f@ck up or get the f@ck out"?

Hmm - next time she locks herself in the loo, perhaps point out after a reasonable length of time, that if it is not out by now maybe she should see a Dr? Or offer her a pencil. Or one of the "clean" utensils.

Or "If you disturb my sleep I will disturb your dreams mwhahahahaha".
Or or or "every time you come here the neighbours give you a rating out of ten"

I don't think I can help with what is or what is not your moral obligation. Maybe just spank her next time she says something vapid / does something stupid / screams at 2am for reasons other than orgasm.

Re: Character Assasination? That's like killing a very very dead thing.

[roadkillgerbil]

She doesn't seem to scream at orgasms. As far as I can tell, she attempts to impersonate a squeaking bed. Her noises are high-pitched but consistent. There is no build-up, no change in pace or rhythm. I think someone told her sex was supposed to be noisy and so she started making the first noise that came into her head.

It does make me wonder whether her noises relate to his rhythm. If so, that's kinda scary too. Rhythm usually changes throughout a session? What's worse, a constant rhythm with no build or a partner making noises out of sync with what you're doing?

Re: Character Assasination? That's like killing a very very dead thing.

[perplexed_seal]

a constant rhythm

Which implies a consistent position as well, how tedious.

Although I've just had a vision of a major change in position every 10 to 15 minutes and no change in the sound effects, which is quite disturbing.

Re: Character Assasination? That's like killing a very very dead thing.

[roadkillgerbil]

She shall henceforth be known as ...

The Metronome!

Thought I hope that doesn't mean she has to wear her underwear on the outside.

[chrisvenus]

Oh fun. Who are you living with at the moment? Is it people I know?

[roadkillgerbil]

Random townie. I was working on the basis that, if I don't know them, they have a chance of being sane.

To be fair, it's still an improvement on Steve.

[chrisvenus]

What wouldn't be an improvement on steve?

[roadkillgerbil]

I was wondering about a perambulatory dead haddock, but that would only match the smell, not exceed it, and wouldn't carry out the rest of the offensive, disgusting and just plain disturbing actions as reported in earlier posts.

[perplexed_seal]

You know, if I didn't know better there would be something faitnly worrying about a fifteen year old making an assessment of vanilla

And it strikes me that a barney at 0200 is pretty obnoxious and could reasonably have led to her being out in the street shortly thereafter.

[roadkillgerbil]

I figured that laying into them both at 2am might unite them against the attack. Her being dumped would lead to her not being there and me only having one housemate again. She doesn't technically live here, but it feels like it.

Neither of them is the considerate type. Grr.

[almosthonest]

That church was cool! But then, I didn't have to live there full time. ;-)

I was trying to point it out to roadkillgerbil the other day, but couldn't remember where it was off lower [my town] road. You'll have to remind me!

We found a church in [my town] that had been converted into apartments. 4 and 6 bed apartments......£450,000 the cheapest! I passed it up...