I would like to meet the person

[roadkillmary]

responsible for making those g.d. wheeley-roller shoesneaker thingys that the kiddos seem to love so much these days.

And I would smack them upside their damn heads.  I'd also include in that smack (and probably add a poke in the eye with a long pokey sharp stick) the parents who buy those shoes and let their children roll around them in highly

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[zoobar]

The whole incident would have been a lot more awesome if you were wearing that push up bra.....

[roadkillmary]

lol, that girl would have bounced off, smashed into the shelves behind her. That would have been awesome.