I'm sorry, I don't pray that way.

[roadkillmary]

I love coffee but coffee certainly doesn't love me.

If I drink too much (especially if I haven't eaten much) my stomach goes all bezerko super crampy on me.

And my heart can get very racy (thanks to mom I inherited tachycardia, meaning I was born with two pacemakers on my heart, really not a big deal, because one is always firing and the other naps

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[yukonsally]

I'm so ashamed! It took me three lines to recognize Tainted Love. I fail.

Coffee hates me too. One cup of caffeine means no sleep for a few days. Here's to decaf!