I now have

[roadnotes]

a bag of salmon-sushi-flavored potato chips.

I am afraid to open it.

Comments

[askeladden]

WANT.

[harvey_rrit]

I will stand waaaay over here and report developments at the inquest to interested parties.

[ravenna_c_tan]

oh dear...

They'll either be fantastic or awful?

[filkerdave]

You could always mail them to meeeeeee!

[allartburns]

/me is looking for something to offer you a trade-up.