Oh man, this weekend was insane, everyone at the park has been having kind of a hard few weeks, so we all decide to make one huge circe with our trailers and had a huge bonfire/kegger it was insane. I love my friends, they're so great. Oh yeah, and I dumped that cuban, too much work, not enough effort of either of our parts. But there's this guy ( Read more... )

So I was werkin down at the bowlin ally settin the pins and gettin shitfaced, when I fell and passsed out. When I woke up I was in vegas with bruises all over me and wearing nothing but a dog collar......... Yeah hopefully I'll remember what happened soon, and I'll know why there's a zuchini shoved up my ass. That's all for now.

so I was out back on Saturday shootin squirrels and all of a sudden this bunch of hicks show up and start looking for a fight, so then (being the kick ass host that I am) I opened up a 24 pack, and we just hing out outside roastin road kill. My homies are the best!!! l8a

So I was cruisin downtown and I hit like 3 squirrels and a deer!!!! Then I combed my mullet some more and long story short.....the weasel now only has 1 testicle.

So I was cruisin around in my 8 year old Camearo, and these babes were all "hey dude nice mullet" and I was all "Fuckin A"