App goes whoa!
Name: Metin
Character: Kuzumi Taiga
Series: Mx0
Character Age: 14-16 (claimed to be a First Year in school)
Canon: One day, Kuzumi Taiga attempted to enroll into the
Seinagi Private High School- A school for magic. During the interview
exam, he declares he will rule the world, a girl laughs him, and he
throws a fit. Finding that he both failed the exam and made the girl
cry, Taiga found himself returning to the school grounds to make
amends. Comedy and chaos ensues, and he ends up neutralizing a
powerful teacher via wacky hijinks. The student body is fooled into
believing him to be a powerful magic user, and after some thought he
is admitted into the school. But Taiga's student days have only
begun…
A hotheaded guy, Taiga is second to no one in a fistfight - but he
sometimes lets his temper take control of his actions. Taiga is
practically a fighting genius, although his tactics may seem almost
idiotic to people and make him look like a dork. With the students
convinced he is so powerful, he finds himself making up tricks and
bluffing his way out of situations when magic is involved nearly every
day. At least he has some great luck and a few allies who happen to
be aware of his lack of supernatural mojo to help him get through his
woes!
Sample Post:
Listen, buddy. It was nice of you to invite me to your son's birthday
party and all, but why do I have to be your magician? Sure, you might
have scared the clown away when your son demonstrated how to juggle
properly with one hand and his head behind his back and maybe the
first magician ran off in tears after the fire-breathing rabbits got
down his pants, but dammit! Pick a better--
Er. I mean. I'm totally suited for the job! That's right.
Somehow I gotta get out of here without getting my own personal
undead lynch mob.
Well, I'll tell you that I do sort of know a thing or two about magic.
But don't expect a simple parlor trick like pulling a coin out of your
ear. What you do need to expect is the fact that I could pull
out your very soul from that ear! Heh heh, just kidding. Or maybe I'm
not! But anyway, where to start? Sewing someone from the audience in
half? Nah, looks it's been done before… Pulling a rabbit out of my
hat? Heh. Well, I got a rabbit, but it's not in my hat- Ow! Geez.
Okay, who was the wise guy that threw an arm?! Criticism and arm
throwing comes for the comedian! Not the magician!
But somehow, that just gave me the idea for the Greatest Magic Trick
Ever in the History of Magic Tricks! "How to Make One Kuzumi Taiga
Disappear!" With Assembly Required, even! Now then, first step! I put
on my wizard's robe and hat with gusto to spare, of course. Second
step! Someone passes me the magic stick! Er, magic wand. Hey, Shut
up! I KNOW what I'm doing, kid. And finally, the third step! Make some
space, everyone! With the magical art of pelvic thrusts, jumping jacks
and maybe a little bit of the Macarena, I can get my magical awareness
going! Hey kid, shut up! I'm a SPECIAL kind of magician, okay?!
And now we'll begin without further ado! Close your eyes, boys and
girls! With just a wave with my wand --- "O Thy Spirits of the
Underwood! Oooga Booga Chika Chika! Putus Pubertus FORNICATIO!"
…
Are their eyes are still closed? They actually bought it?! Heh. And
now THIS magician can make his grand exit over that fence! So long,
farewell and goodbye! You guys were a beautiful crowd!
74.5% percent is pretty good! And app battoru goes here!