when i was three years old, my baby sitter came in my left ear and it dried up inside. since that night i have never been able to hear a single sound. from what i remember at age three, some sounds were unpleasant, but every spring time i yearn to hear the call of the birds. and alas i cannot...
your baby sitter CAME in your ear? are you not scarred for life? have you kept this bottled up for the past 15 years? you poor sexually abused infant. i want to hug you.
WTF, did someone really ejaculate into your ear? are you lying again, like the time you told me you were 1/8 black and your balls have not dropped yet? I do not know what to believe anymore. You and your discovery of the string theory, and living in the mountains tending to sheep. For all I know, you probably ejaculated into a sheep's ear, and now an innocent little sheep is deaf because of your penis. Damn you.
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when i was three years old, my baby sitter came in my left ear and it dried up inside. since that night i have never been able to hear a single sound. from what i remember at age three, some sounds were unpleasant, but every spring time i yearn to hear the call of the birds. and alas i cannot...
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