All the non conformists are wearing black.

[rob_dickinson]

Enter ego. The stage is dark. A spotlight shines. Guided direction. The show begins. The music entrancing. The singer mezmorizing. Tears are falling. And then it's over. Exits a God It was presented that we should write a truly Narcisstic post today

Comments

[tiffany_darwish]

Do you remember that time we went to that club in New York and it was really windy? That, like, totally sucked. I remember my hair got really messed up by the time we had reached the club and you were in a really bad mood because of the wind.

I remember we stopped to buy some Aquanet for me and we got you some special brownies. You even shared them with me. Then we were happy. I don't remember what happened at the club though. or if we even got there. I still can't remember.

[rob_dickinson]

I remember that you looked like a drunken sheepdog. We had to buy a brush as well and it was murder trying to tame out your hair. The brownies had a special ingrediant and although I remember waking up with your underwear placed neatly around my head. I don't recall much else.

[r_weisz]

You are insane!

Remember that time when we went to the pub and you told everyone you were Jesus and that one guy believed you? He followed you around trying to wash your feet for a week before he got hit by that car. You didn't save him. I remember his last words were "Oh Christ." You're a bad bad man!!

[rob_dickinson]

My other name is Beelzebub. But that isn't as bad as the time you posed as the Virgin Mary and tried to convice everyone to paint a mural of you in the boys restroom.

[r_weisz]

and it would have worked too if it wasn't for those damn boy scouts!

[rob_dickinson]

Scooby dooby doooooo

[dominocoppola]

Do you remember that time my washer and dryer went out and I asked you to come with me to the laundry mat in case something bad were to happen? And you said,"Ya, I'll protect you," or some macho shit like that and before the words came out of your mouth something shattered the front glass. You ran and squealed like a little bitch while I cursed the drunk cab driver down the strret? Haha, that was so funny! Do you remember that?

[rob_dickinson]

I can be such a whore sometimes!

[livvie_tyler]

I really shouldn't be commenting since you hate us so much, but...

Do you remember the time we went to that club and you got so drunk that you left me outside on the curb and went home with that drag queen impersonator?

[rob_dickinson]

I wondered why I was wearing a wig and my ass was sore in the morning.

[m_ness]

How is this a break from your ego?

[rob_dickinson]

haha I didn't think it would be too hard to catch on that it really wasn't. By saying that, it was my way of creating the Narcissitic post that Joey wanted everyone to make. Is it wrong that I took a little joy in being an ass?