A plan

[rob_hazelnut]

Tomorrow. my sister and I shall be in Las Vegas. My plan is to go to a poker table with my hat and monacle on, only speak in that ridiculous british accent Dan, Reed and I are oh so fond of, and bet my monacle. I do not know how to play poker, and please do not teach me; I wish to maintain poker ignorance for this endeavor. If I lose, I have

Comments

[doomweasel]

You're gonna get kicked out. Just FYI. ;)

[rob_hazelnut]

On what premises do you base this decision?

[doomweasel]

1) You can't bet monocles at a casino; only money. If you don't have any money, they kick you out.

2) They're probably going to assume that you're drunk if you act like that. They kick out people who are drunk enough to be disruptive.

Casinos are as strict as airports or government buildings, if not stricter. They can kick you out - permanently - for no reason whatsoever if they feel like it. They generally don't because it's bad for business, but if they're sure you were never going to give them your business anyway, there's nothing stopping them.

[rob_hazelnut]

In either case, I decided against it for the purpose of not embarassing my sister.