Hey, You Don't Seem To Understand.

[robanybody]

Drive-by fic rec: ifeelbetter wrote Ryan and Esposito ice skating, and it's as hilarious and adorable as you think it'd be. It's everything I wanted from a Ryan/Esposito story, and some of the lines are utterly brilliant. Like:

If anyone else had made such an assumption, Ryan would have been completely comfortable snorting and making a crack about how only

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[lavender_basil]

Is that...is that a Ryan/Esposito story? (runs off to read.)

[robanybody]

Isn't it fantastic? :D

[iambickilometer]

Now I want to watch Castle. Is it possible to understand what's going on while fast-forwarding through all the parts that don't have Ryan or Esposito in, do you think?

[robanybody]

Probably not, but even the non-Ryan and Esposito scenes are pretty great. And their captain is the best TV captain ever. :D

[charliehey]

I still don't understand why Gedeon has not done audio books. Does he have an agent with ears?? :o

(I'm bad at this 'staying away from LJ thing'. I blame you. ♥)

[robanybody]

I suspect that Gedeon is too busy making terrible movies and acting in ridiculous shows to take advantage of his natural talents. I mean, the ones besides his fantastic sex appeal and slutty ways.

(Sorry, Hedonism Bot, but you can't blame me for any of this! :-*)

[charliehey]

Oh, Gedeon. If only Tarantino had given you more lines for people to appreciate, maybe we'd have audio porn by now.

(You can't tell me what to do! :-*)

[robanybody]

As it is, I have to listen to the mp3 you made of his voice to get my Gedeon fix! Damn you, Tarantino, you fail us again.

(I totally can! Stay off LJ or I'll Bender you! ♥)

[kita0610]

I have Michelle Trachtenburg as Molly. You know, the scene where she takes off all her clothes and tries to seduce Harry? Uh. Yeah.

[robanybody]

HELLO, YES. Dammit, now I want Molly/Harry. You are contagious!

Also, I am in the process of casting the series based on who I've been seeing in my head since I started reading it. I really wish Marsters were six feet tall because he's such a perfect Harry vocally.

[kita0610]

Oh, he's Harry in my head, the end. I don't care, put him on stilts or something. John Barrowman is Marcone.

I ship Molly/Harry hard. Also Elaine/Harry. And Thomas/Harry. (Thomas is VK, because duh, who am I?)

I kind of just want Harry to get some already.

Oh, I also like whatshisname..Jayne from FF for Hendricks, Marcone's chief goon.

[robanybody]

Adam Baldwin as Hendricks is totally brilliant. Also you should do a mental casting too! It'll be totally different from mine, but that's the fun of it.

[ifeelbetter]

OMG you are so nice. You are, like, the OED definition of nice and flattery*.

* OK, that's not so much an OED word at all (in that it's in no way an actual word) but you would be it if it were**.

** OK, this may comment may be a bit mad.

[robanybody]

Ahahaha! You are so delightful. ♥