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hariets got a song
1. How often do you brush your teeth?
always.
2. Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
im not aware.
3. Do you find yourself attractive?
when i'm in a good mood.
4. Have you ever been jealous of someone else that is attractive?
i think everybody has.
5. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
no.
6. Do your dreams come in color or black and white?
i wish i dreamt in black in white.
7. When was your first kiss?
i dont want to talk about him.
8. Did you ever predict the future?
the dreams i just watch come true.
9. Can you play any instruments?
collect calls to home.
10. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
ive never really tried
11. When you say "the" does your tongue stick past your front teeth? (kind of looks seductive?)
what kind of question is that.
12. Do you know what that means?
no explain, along with why nobody got sadams bounty.
13. What's the worst haircut you've ever had?
when i was first born i was almost bald. then i got rogaine baby formula.
14. How many of your friends will fill this quiz out after you?
i might.
15. Did you steal this quiz from a random place or a friend?
skye (lj name: kellogs)
16. Do you like sunrises or sunsets?
they're only neat when im a little kid or stoned. neither of which happen anymore.
17. Cats or dogs?
keykeys :)
18. Wolves or lions?
wolves.
19. Who do you have a crush on?
you.
20. Does your father have a mustache/beard?
i dont think so, although i dont pay much attention.
21. Does your mother have a mustache/beard?
your mom does.
22. If you have kids, what do you name them? Boy and girl names please.
what other kind of names would i give.
23. What movie star do you absolutely HATE?
marykate and ashley... damn teen billionares.
24. Do you like marinated foods like pickles and mushrooms?
pickles are marinated?
25. Would you ever eat human flesh?
um i dont think so.
26. What would you do if you found out the thing you just ate WAS human flesh?
i would probably throw up and cry.
27. Do you smoke or drink?
yes i smoke.
28. Do any of your friends smoke or drink?
yes they smoke.
29. Have you ever woken up from a dream crying?
no, sounds emotional though.
30. Have you ever gone on an explosive rage where you just WRECKED something in the house, be it couch or the dog or the wall, to get your frustrations out?
i threw a chair at the wall when i lived in that "mobile home". it went through.
31. Have you ever self-injured?
according to the doctors i tried to kill myself, i still stand by the fact that i was barely aware of what i was doing when i did it.
32. If so, why? Are you better now?
i never was sick.
33. Have you ever had an eating disorder?
i never eat.
34. If so, why? Are you better now?
its not my fault, i just never get hungry. i sort of forgot what it is.
35. Did you ever see anyone give birth?
on my 0th birthday.
36. If so, why? Are you better now?
i was being born you jackass. i'll be better when i break your wrists.
37. What do you find attractive in the opposite sex?
not a whole lot.
38. Do you wish you were a member of the opposite sex?
jokingly.
39. Would you ever have a sex change?
fuck no.
40. What if someone paid you 10 million dollars to get a sex change?
i'd say yes, but take the money and move to another country.
41. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
let's just keep this PG
42. What is the perfect romantic date for you?
just being with .him. alone somewhere nice
43. Do you want to get married?
probably not, but there's always a possibility i will.
44. How many children is perfect? What do you think is too many children?
one is one too many.
44. Have you ever thought you were pregnant/got someone else pregnant?
i had an abortion =(
45. Are you dating someone?
just about.. =)
46. Do you shave/wax any part of your body?
face.
47. How often do you think about sex?
once with every breath.
48. Do you think anyone thinks about sex with YOU?
probably somewhere.
49. Do you fantasize?
=/
50. You find an old man and your favorite, closest pet, your dog, drowning in a pond. Would you choose to save an old man or your dog?
i would save the old man and then cry about my dog.
51. How many dollars would you pay for a piece of memorabilia of your favorite musician/group?
whatever i had on me. no matter how much or little it is.
52. What is the perfect Christmas gift?
something handmade with a lot of effort, it just makes me happy.
53. Do you blush when you see someone you like?
maybe.
54. Do you straighten/curl your hair?
i used to make my hair dry barely curly, but now its short and the method wont work.
55. Did you ever get a bad stab or puncture on your body?
i still have the scar from the knife in my back. thanks grant.
56. Have you ever gotten a compliment that stayed with you for a long time?
yeah.
57. How often do you crack your knuckles/bite your nails?
all the time.
58. Do you have any strange eating habits?
sometimes i eat everything i can get.
59. Do you like animals?
=)
60. Do you like bananas?
=)
61. Do you like doing naughty things with bananas?
once i put a banana peel under someones foot =)
62. Are you allergic to anything humorous?
heh.
63. Who sent you this quiz?
it was heaven sent.
64. Describe that person.
heaven sent isn't a person.
65. Would you date them?
go to hell i just said it wasn't a person.
66. What's the weather like outside?
alright, a little chilly, probably below freezing for all i care.
67. Do you like winter or summer?
summer. so much easier.
68. Do you like horses or deer more?
deer because i miss bambi's mom =(
69. Would you rather eat a horse or a deer?
NEITHER im vegetarian, jackass.
70. Does the number 69 make you giggle?
not anymore.
71. Do you wear socks at home or go barefoot?
socks.
72. Who is your closest friend?
andrea =)
73. Would you ever steal to support your family if they couldn't earn things otherwise?
i love stealing.
74. Would you ever kill in self defense or revenge?
self defense probably. but then i'd cry some more.
75. Do you pray?
fuck 'god'.
76. Are you religious?
what do you think.
77. Are you interested in other religions?
they're pretty cool to read about. that's as far as it goes.
78. Does your house have Central A/C or those air conditioner thingies built into the windows?
thank god yes.
79. How old do you act?
when i dont watch it i can act about 10. otherwise i act like me.
80. Do you wish you were older?
no i want to stay young forever and everyone else has to stay the same too. never grow up.
81. What do you look forwards to, most immediately?
a cigarette.
82. What is your most recent good memory?
photo-craze session with andrea.
83. What do you look forwards to, long term?
i dont know ... =(
84. What is your long distance good memory?
i dont know ... =(
85. Any good books you read lately?
burn them all.
86. What's your favorite book?
yuck.
87. Are you ashamed of your nationality?
sometimes.
88. Do you think that you had a past life?
no im cursed with understanding that im just a series of chemical reactions and there is nothing more after death.
89. Do you think you are smart?
yeah.
90. Do you flaunt your body/brains/talents?
i dont mean to but sometimes people get really mad at me for it.
91. Do you have any physical qualities you'd change about yourself if you could?
no acne ever again
92. Name one ideal location you could live the rest of your life in.
i dont know much about my own future
93. Did you ever lose someone very important in your life?
no but i would cry.
94. What was the worst thing you ever did?
... i dont want to talk about it. to the person i did it to: im sorry...
95. If you could fix one major mistake you made in the past, what would it be?
... i dont want to talk about it. to the person i did it to: im sorry...
1. How often do you brush your teeth?
always.
2. Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
im not aware.
3. Do you find yourself attractive?
when i'm in a good mood.
4. Have you ever been jealous of someone else that is attractive?
i think everybody has.
5. Have you ever gotten into a fight?
no.
6. Do your dreams come in color or black and white?
i wish i dreamt in black in white.
7. When was your first kiss?
i dont want to talk about him.
8. Did you ever predict the future?
the dreams i just watch come true.
9. Can you play any instruments?
collect calls to home.
10. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
ive never really tried
11. When you say "the" does your tongue stick past your front teeth? (kind of looks seductive?)
what kind of question is that.
12. Do you know what that means?
no explain, along with why nobody got sadams bounty.
13. What's the worst haircut you've ever had?
when i was first born i was almost bald. then i got rogaine baby formula.
14. How many of your friends will fill this quiz out after you?
i might.
15. Did you steal this quiz from a random place or a friend?
skye (lj name: kellogs)
16. Do you like sunrises or sunsets?
they're only neat when im a little kid or stoned. neither of which happen anymore.
17. Cats or dogs?
keykeys :)
18. Wolves or lions?
wolves.
19. Who do you have a crush on?
you.
20. Does your father have a mustache/beard?
i dont think so, although i dont pay much attention.
21. Does your mother have a mustache/beard?
your mom does.
22. If you have kids, what do you name them? Boy and girl names please.
what other kind of names would i give.
23. What movie star do you absolutely HATE?
marykate and ashley... damn teen billionares.
24. Do you like marinated foods like pickles and mushrooms?
pickles are marinated?
25. Would you ever eat human flesh?
um i dont think so.
26. What would you do if you found out the thing you just ate WAS human flesh?
i would probably throw up and cry.
27. Do you smoke or drink?
yes i smoke.
28. Do any of your friends smoke or drink?
yes they smoke.
29. Have you ever woken up from a dream crying?
no, sounds emotional though.
30. Have you ever gone on an explosive rage where you just WRECKED something in the house, be it couch or the dog or the wall, to get your frustrations out?
i threw a chair at the wall when i lived in that "mobile home". it went through.
31. Have you ever self-injured?
according to the doctors i tried to kill myself, i still stand by the fact that i was barely aware of what i was doing when i did it.
32. If so, why? Are you better now?
i never was sick.
33. Have you ever had an eating disorder?
i never eat.
34. If so, why? Are you better now?
its not my fault, i just never get hungry. i sort of forgot what it is.
35. Did you ever see anyone give birth?
on my 0th birthday.
36. If so, why? Are you better now?
i was being born you jackass. i'll be better when i break your wrists.
37. What do you find attractive in the opposite sex?
not a whole lot.
38. Do you wish you were a member of the opposite sex?
jokingly.
39. Would you ever have a sex change?
fuck no.
40. What if someone paid you 10 million dollars to get a sex change?
i'd say yes, but take the money and move to another country.
41. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
let's just keep this PG
42. What is the perfect romantic date for you?
just being with .him. alone somewhere nice
43. Do you want to get married?
probably not, but there's always a possibility i will.
44. How many children is perfect? What do you think is too many children?
one is one too many.
44. Have you ever thought you were pregnant/got someone else pregnant?
i had an abortion =(
45. Are you dating someone?
just about.. =)
46. Do you shave/wax any part of your body?
face.
47. How often do you think about sex?
once with every breath.
48. Do you think anyone thinks about sex with YOU?
probably somewhere.
49. Do you fantasize?
=/
50. You find an old man and your favorite, closest pet, your dog, drowning in a pond. Would you choose to save an old man or your dog?
i would save the old man and then cry about my dog.
51. How many dollars would you pay for a piece of memorabilia of your favorite musician/group?
whatever i had on me. no matter how much or little it is.
52. What is the perfect Christmas gift?
something handmade with a lot of effort, it just makes me happy.
53. Do you blush when you see someone you like?
maybe.
54. Do you straighten/curl your hair?
i used to make my hair dry barely curly, but now its short and the method wont work.
55. Did you ever get a bad stab or puncture on your body?
i still have the scar from the knife in my back. thanks grant.
56. Have you ever gotten a compliment that stayed with you for a long time?
yeah.
57. How often do you crack your knuckles/bite your nails?
all the time.
58. Do you have any strange eating habits?
sometimes i eat everything i can get.
59. Do you like animals?
=)
60. Do you like bananas?
=)
61. Do you like doing naughty things with bananas?
once i put a banana peel under someones foot =)
62. Are you allergic to anything humorous?
heh.
63. Who sent you this quiz?
it was heaven sent.
64. Describe that person.
heaven sent isn't a person.
65. Would you date them?
go to hell i just said it wasn't a person.
66. What's the weather like outside?
alright, a little chilly, probably below freezing for all i care.
67. Do you like winter or summer?
summer. so much easier.
68. Do you like horses or deer more?
deer because i miss bambi's mom =(
69. Would you rather eat a horse or a deer?
NEITHER im vegetarian, jackass.
70. Does the number 69 make you giggle?
not anymore.
71. Do you wear socks at home or go barefoot?
socks.
72. Who is your closest friend?
andrea =)
73. Would you ever steal to support your family if they couldn't earn things otherwise?
i love stealing.
74. Would you ever kill in self defense or revenge?
self defense probably. but then i'd cry some more.
75. Do you pray?
fuck 'god'.
76. Are you religious?
what do you think.
77. Are you interested in other religions?
they're pretty cool to read about. that's as far as it goes.
78. Does your house have Central A/C or those air conditioner thingies built into the windows?
thank god yes.
79. How old do you act?
when i dont watch it i can act about 10. otherwise i act like me.
80. Do you wish you were older?
no i want to stay young forever and everyone else has to stay the same too. never grow up.
81. What do you look forwards to, most immediately?
a cigarette.
82. What is your most recent good memory?
photo-craze session with andrea.
83. What do you look forwards to, long term?
i dont know ... =(
84. What is your long distance good memory?
i dont know ... =(
85. Any good books you read lately?
burn them all.
86. What's your favorite book?
yuck.
87. Are you ashamed of your nationality?
sometimes.
88. Do you think that you had a past life?
no im cursed with understanding that im just a series of chemical reactions and there is nothing more after death.
89. Do you think you are smart?
yeah.
90. Do you flaunt your body/brains/talents?
i dont mean to but sometimes people get really mad at me for it.
91. Do you have any physical qualities you'd change about yourself if you could?
no acne ever again
92. Name one ideal location you could live the rest of your life in.
i dont know much about my own future
93. Did you ever lose someone very important in your life?
no but i would cry.
94. What was the worst thing you ever did?
... i dont want to talk about it. to the person i did it to: im sorry...
95. If you could fix one major mistake you made in the past, what would it be?
... i dont want to talk about it. to the person i did it to: im sorry...