I AM 9% WHITE TRASH!
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So I was taking a piss after communications today, and it was a row of urinals, at the end of the row was an old guy, think somebody like Lou Pearlman, and I was pissing, and he grunted really loud. Instinct, I look over, and apparently he's beating his meat and said something to the effect of "I need some help" or "Help me" "Do you want to help?" ( Read more... )

I had a dream that I was in Britney Spears' video for "Breathe on Me" and me and the guy from "Sometimes" were on a bed together dancing, dry humping, and all that jazz, and mind you we're only wearing boxer briefs.

I really don't care.

Anywho, I had a crazy day today, I worked a whole lot. It was good times. <3 My store has been so busy lately but the team has really been stepping it up and they rock ( Read more... )

I adore it, and I loathe it. I think currently, loathe is the status quo ( Read more... )

Want to go back in time? Well you're in luck ( Read more... )

Ah, i've been doing homework all day, and boy do I feel accomplished. I still have a lot to do, (i've done about 2 CIS 105 assignments and a few English 101 ones) so i'm about halfway there. I have to work 6-10 AM tomorrow, and I have my birthday (FRIDAY) off. What suddenly motivated me to do all this ( Read more... )

Yah I haven't written in awhile, and conveniently i'm waiting until I have one hour to meet Shane for lunch to do so, I still have to shower and get dressed, too. I'll probably be 10 minutes late or so, sounds like the normal ( Read more... )

Mission accomplished, no more need to have that entry. :)