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robert_deniro

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Jun 13, 2003 16:55

Hmmm...some MOOK is takin me to court on a VICE RAP. Apparently I "Introduced Jodie Foster to 'some MEN'" when she was only 12 years old. (You know..that TAXI DRIVER thing I did.) I don't remember that. I mean, I introduce a lot o people to a lot o people. I can't remember ALL of em. Maybe I did introduce Jodi to some men. I introduced her to ( Read more... )

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ethanhawke June 13 2003, 17:02:55 UTC

I have always wanted to ask Scorcese about the eyebrows, but was worried he'd send some guys around to bust my knees. Congrats, man.

robert_deniro June 13 2003, 17:06:18 UTC

Tanks...

Actually, he grew that goofy beard think to take people's attention of of the eyebrows. But now that he's back to shaving again, I think somebody should bring it up.

ethanhawke June 13 2003, 17:12:52 UTC

I don't know if he knows it, man, but the beard trick didn't work. It only made you want to ask about the eyebrows and the beard.

wolfbyte June 14 2003, 21:50:50 UTC

>>I really need to talk to Martie about his eyebrows

Tell him, there is sometimes too much of a "good" thing. This is one of those things.

Hey, that's one big ass Chinese throwing star.

Re: robert_deniro June 14 2003, 23:47:45 UTC

Who you callin' a big ass? ;P

wolfbyte June 15 2003, 20:19:06 UTC

>>Who you callin' a big ass? ;P

Iiiii Like Big Butts,
and I cannot lie!
You got back!

Re: robert_deniro June 15 2003, 20:25:50 UTC

And you got CALVES, baby! ;P

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talk_drty_to_me June 20 2003, 08:26:06 UTC

okay, I heard some things:
Polanski, late 70's, Jailbait.
and then something about hiding out in france....
I dunno, Bobby Baby, you might find yourself up to the knees.
PS, I have it from my estitician that Marty's eyebrows ARE trimmed.

Re: robert_deniro June 20 2003, 15:19:33 UTC

Yeah, his eyebrows are trimmed, but I gotta tell him to stop BLOWDRYING em. That kinda thing is just outta style these days. I mean, the last guy to do that was Abe Vagoda. It's just not the THING anymore, ya know what I mean?

culloden June 22 2003, 03:51:57 UTC

Hey Bobby! Is this you, or are they tryin' to pull a scam?

Re: robert_deniro June 22 2003, 04:23:21 UTC

Yeah, I did go to Kuwait by way of Iraq, but I'm not sure if that's a photo of me or not. It might be one of my doubles. Whenever I travel I have two doubles to stand in for me. Harvey Keitel and Jeraldo Rivera. Just in case there are any assasination attempts, or anything, ya know?

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culloden June 22 2003, 04:25:30 UTC

Ah, ok, Bobby! Jus makin' sure! Thought the pic was a little suspect!

arafat July 29 2003, 12:00:32 UTC

Can you help me?

robert_deniro July 29 2003, 14:41:20 UTC

Sure, Yassi-baby. What-cha need? Saturday night specials for the Hamas crew? I can trade you for some stolen cigarettes.

arafat July 29 2003, 20:24:02 UTC

I need suicide bombers as usual.

I AM ARAFAT!!!

robert_deniro July 29 2003, 20:37:55 UTC

Oh, okay. Well in that case you might want to check with Courtney Love, Avril Lagrange, or Alanis Morissette, or somebody in that neighborhood. They got all sorts of depressed, angsty teenage fans who would LOVE to blow themselves up in a blaze of glory, for a politically correct cause. How-zat sound?

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