You, dear sir, are a charlatan and a rogue! (I know, I've read your calling card!)
I thought this was a serious proposal, until I reached the final portion, when you mentioned we would be in the Jurassic, but then there would be a Tyrannosaurus Rex present, and they are clearly Cretaceous beasts. (However, given you do have this time-traveling airship, I suppose one could have been brought backward to scare the local Allosauri...!?!)
Still, it is a very reasonable price, all things considered.
Indeed...a truly sad and lamentable incident in the annals of airship time-travel history.
Alas, poor Laymen, I didn't know him well enough as I would have liked...I mean, for crying out loud, his name was "Lay-men," and who doesn't get lonely on those airship nights from time to time? Everyone else always gets the cute cabin boys, whereas I get some clunky gear-head SteamBotTM that's hot and hard in all the wrong places...but at least he makes a nice cup of tea.
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so uh, what's the punishment for stowaways? completely hypothetical question, of course.
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I thought this was a serious proposal, until I reached the final portion, when you mentioned we would be in the Jurassic, but then there would be a Tyrannosaurus Rex present, and they are clearly Cretaceous beasts. (However, given you do have this time-traveling airship, I suppose one could have been brought backward to scare the local Allosauri...!?!)
Still, it is a very reasonable price, all things considered.
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That laymen WAS eaten on last years trip, poor soul.
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Alas, poor Laymen, I didn't know him well enough as I would have liked...I mean, for crying out loud, his name was "Lay-men," and who doesn't get lonely on those airship nights from time to time? Everyone else always gets the cute cabin boys, whereas I get some clunky gear-head SteamBotTM that's hot and hard in all the wrong places...but at least he makes a nice cup of tea.
Okay, better stop there. ;)
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Jurassic Ho!
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