No, I can't. I'm not going to make excuses or bore you with a long history. It's not a matter of "won't" it really is "can't." I can't pass Math and therefore I will not be able to get a degree.
Texas, Texas!, TEXAS? Rob have you been snoofing the drugs again? And do you have a paypal account. I want you to buy me an authentic Cuckoo Clock and mail it to me, in exchange I will mail you authentic Grade A Vermont Maple Syrup, funny you should mention it too, I just bought a Gallon of Grade B maple syrup from Vermont. Grade A good for pancakes, Grade B good for baking and the master's cleanse. A cleanse which not only gets all the toxins out of your body but makes you feel great and if you do it every few months you don't have to worry about what you eat, I mean look at me now, I am a sexy bastard. With a dead sexy wife with Big 'Ole Titties, oh and I have two great dogs, including the Mad Mountain Dog Of Doom who is snuggling up against my left foot as I write this. Good night my friend.
Salt water, fresh lemon juice, pepper (ground up red), and the maple syrup. Not an infomercial just a healthy thing to do. I make no money from it, just want to see my friends be healthier. Anyway I said I would send you Grade A maple syrup, that has pretty much one great purpose in life: to top a giant stack of pancakes. If you are interested in the full details of the cleanse I will send some links.
Thanks for the rhyming It's appreciated It's true importance never overstated Some people love it, other folks just ha-a-te it This land was made for you and me.
To be autodidactic, is truly where it's at, I was expelled so I can respect that, Problems discussed in parity,from a multi faceted educational polarity so long as you argue lucidly then truly this land was made for you and me
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Sadly, thanks to an inability to do Math, I don't have a prayer in graduating.
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This is a good place to start, if it piques your interest I'll give you more. Later mein Furher!
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(I like Bob Service and Bobbi Gentry)
And though between us there lives Sirenus
This land was made for you and me.
You've education, I quit from high school
Self education has made up my school
I do hard knockes and cereal boxes
So far, it's had to do for me. ];-)
===|==============/ Level Head
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Thanks for the rhyming It's appreciated
It's true importance never overstated
Some people love it, other folks just ha-a-te it
This land was made for you and me.
To be autodidactic, is truly where it's at,
I was expelled so I can respect that,
Problems discussed in parity,from a multi faceted educational polarity
so long as you argue lucidly
then truly this land was made for you and me
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