my dog thinks my foot is a creature that it must do battle with.

i could never date vince vaughn because i directly quote him from movies like, twice a day. and i bet that would make for a lot of awkward moments.

whenever i envision my own name, i think of some poorly made bucktooth puppet of some sort on an old black and white children's tv show. and the kids throw stuff at it.

that, or an extremely rare and awesome diamond encrusted my-little-pony doll.
"oh, you have the chauncey? you're SO lucky.."

saying i was sun burnt was the understatement of the year. i got major sun poisoning. my eyes were practically swelled shut, and today my face is puffy and everything is painful, uncomfortable, and dumb looking. i ended up going into work an hour late and putting ice on my face every 30 minutes, while trying not to make eye contact with anyone ( Read more... )

i just got home from working ozzfest. here's a little list of the ( +/- )

hey, if you come to the mall everyday and you don't ( work there )

hey you know those new crunch warp supreme things from taco bell? yeah, NOT PORTABLE ( Read more... )

if i see one more "I AM GOING TO COLLEGE AT _______ ON AUGUST ____ AND I AM MAJORING IN _____!!!!!!!" in an AOL info, i am going to spit in someones face ( Read more... )

and now, a haiku review of "Land of the Dead"
by chauncey johnston

George A. Romero,
Nobody does it better.
Tuba playing dead!

nothing i write comes out right.

SALAD FINGERS!

( one year ago today i said this: )