I've taken to spending money on lottery drawings. I figure, the opportunity is there, why not take a chance at winning thousands or zillions of dollars? I mean, you have to be in it to win it. Drawings are at 7:55 pm (est), seven days a week. Actually, I think I'm only doing it so I can go around saying in a raspy voice, "I have to go play my

Another amazing day outside, but here I am hooked up to computers. I'm only going to spend an hour in here then fuck over to rittenhouse square. Spent the morning reading about WPRB and WTSR (princeton and trenton) back in the 70s and 80s, since those were 2 stations I grew up listening to. I think that's why I am so cool today.

It's a beaut of a day outside, I've been taking walks out front to enjoy the sun and to people watch. Inside, I'm enduring sub-zero temperatures, seeing nothing but computer terminals and hearing talk of low-poly modeling and texture rendering. Office lighting turns my eyes bleary. There are no windows. I may have transformed into a computer, not ( Read more... )

Fat-free tomato soup is the devil incarnate. I can't imagine the team players that came up with this one high-fived each other and said "YES! WE DID IT!" It's the worst thing ever put in a can (and I'm overlooking spam AND pigs feet). Fat-free anything is a bad idea. So why did I have it you ask? Just trying to shed a few pounds but tricking my ( Read more... )

I didn't know women still wore curlers in their hair while out in public places. I remember this was a very popular look back in the 70s, but who knew these swingers were still pulling this get-up in 2004? It's a style for all occasions: at the supermarket buying spaghettios, signing your welfare check at the bank and beating your kids in a parking ( Read more... )

Last week at my visit to Whole Foods, I bought a jar of pickles (dill spears, thank you.) They were cheaper than the rest of the pickles, as I noticed the reduced price on the shelf. When I got to the checkout, the pickles did not show up on the cashier's scanner. "Do you know how much these are?" I did, but I wasn't sure so I just said no. "Well, ( Read more... )