Rejected Facebook Status Updates

[robertmapril]

Captain Robert April is not responsible for assigning an ice cream flavor to your sexual preference.

Captain Robert April just got friended by a girl he had a crush on ten years ago. The resultant email conversation contained more words than they exchanged during the period in question.

Captain Robert April has changed his religious preference to

Comments

For shizzle?

[manekikoneko]

This is why I reject FaceBook and everything it stands for.

Re: For shizzle?

[robertmapril]

Because you want to deny yourself status updates which were arguably funnier, more poignant, and consisting of actual instances of David Bowie quotage?

Re: For shizzle?

[manekikoneko]

Well, no, honestly because I want to deny myself status updates of any kind, my own or others. But if they were to actually censor people, that would be gravy on the hate train.

I hear they are, of late, all plastered with ads.

No, no, this was

[robertmapril]

self-censorship. Mostly it was just an amusing list of things. There are a number of ads, and almost no one seems to care for the site redesign, but it's still less annoying than myspace, and I like status updates, real or whimsical.