He he... zombies

[robertnojj]

There once was a land full of zombies,
Who ate all of the thumpers and bambies.
Out of man meat,
They altered their beat
And found animals quite handy.

Comments

[sleepsong]

So wait... Since the last time you've posted on here, you've gotten married, started a new career, and had two children, and yet your first post in three years is a limerick about zombies?

Dear heavens. You haven't changed.

*hug*

[robertnojj]

I am TOTALLY obsessed with Zombies. Unfortunately, if they come to Highland Lakes, I'm totally dead. There is no way to make my house Zombie-proof.

[sleepsong]

Might I remind you that I live in Pittsburgh... Less than half an hour from the Monroeville Mall, which is the official zombie capitol of the world, no less!

You think you've got problems...

[robertnojj]

I absolutely do have problems! Cities have infrastructure. If a Zombie finds you, there are places to hide AND STILL GET FOOD! I, on the other hand, can hike through wilderness...

And everyone knows that Zombie attacks never happen in PA. That's only the movies.