It's a Person!

[robertrabbits]

Teagan Bernstein-Meachum was born Wednesday, February 21st, at 4:00 in the afternoon at eighty miles an hour on the eastbound side of I-88. Not willing to wait patiently to be birthed in Oak Park, she demanded to take direct action against car culture and the memory of Ronald Reagan. Accordingly, she caused the arrival of four ambulances, one

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[robertrabbits]

Thank you! And next, you can congratulate me on a new method of staying up perpetually with no chemical stimulants or anything!

[polymorphism]

Oh, congratulations!

Hope to meet her sometime before too long. :)

[robertrabbits]

Thank you! She's coming to her baby shower, and you can too, if ya want! I'll tell you when it is, once we've figured that out.

[robertrabbits]

Oh, the in-depth story is even more interesting, i just couldn't resist the chance to politicize my infant. And the whole giving details about everything didn't really fit in the press release style thingy.

Kit's fine. xe's recovering from a buncha things (that 9 pound, 19.5 inch baby took less than a minute, from crowning to all the way out. Ouch!)

We miss you too! Thank you for gifties and things! I hope we get to see you soon, and that you get to see Teagan!

[the_christman]

AHHHHHH MY STEPDAUGHTER! SHES AWESOME ALREADY!

im seriously so happy i want to cry right now!!!!!

babies! i want to see her!

congrats robert, and tell my wife the same, and that i love her, and give teagan a kiss from me!

[robertrabbits]

Teagan been kissed several times. I threw in one from you. Everyone will see babies soon!

P.S. The whole "big life event happening in the backseat of a car thang" made me think of you.

[natraj]

OHMYGOSH YAY.

[robertrabbits]

I absolutely totally agree!