Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then post this in your journal so that people can invent memories for you.
Remember when you stole a horse from the Kentucky Derby (its name was Cowboy)? You saddled him up and rode all the way to Northern Kentucky to see me. We tied Cowboy to my doorknob and you and Leon and the kids stayed with us for a weekend. Then a drunk driver drove onto my porch and sent Cowboy to the vet for emergency surgery. While you waited for your ride to have his broken bones set, Leon went out and found a great job in Cincinnati making like ... six figures or something ridiculous like that. He worked here for a week, long enough for you to buy four horses, one for each of you, and you rode back to Lexington. Sigh. When will you ride out again? Cowboy just got released from the vet's office. I picked him up the other day and he and Riot are great friends. ;)
we're going to have to come up soon. not only do we need to pick up cowboy, but leon has to do an essential tweak on the job that he set up. the residuals are supposed to be one hundred grand a year, so i think it would be worth the drive...
Remember that one time, when we were uloading that truckful of frozen pizza dough to finance our band trip to the Nixon Presidential Library? Wasn't that great the way we planned to forge the band director's signature on some class passes, in order to get out of Advanced Chem! And then like, Bootch started thowing pizza doughs around like frisbees, which led to a giant ultimate dough frisbee match righ outisde the school? And then you went out for a long pass, but someone came out the door and almost caught an Xtra Large right upside the head and it turned out to be Ms. Casterline, our Chem teacher? Man, the look on your face was great. Good news - I found her online and emailed her a couple of years ago and she still remembers you!
Remember when we went to Susie's bachelorette party, and we drank all those wine coolers, then lured the cute cable guy away from the job he was doing next door and threw 20 dollar bills at him until he agreed to fill in for the stripper who called in sick at the last minute? Then it turned out he was wearing a purple teddy? Do you still have it? I need to get that film developed.
of course i have it...i'm saving it for the next occasion. do you think my postman might be next on the list. pshew...that man it H-O-T! he might even be persuaded by ones. i think i saw him give me the "look" last week when he deliverd the water bill...
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Sigh. When will you ride out again? Cowboy just got released from the vet's office. I picked him up the other day and he and Riot are great friends. ;)
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