Pray He's Out There
Super Villans have stopped me from letting Our Saviour Lord Jesus Christ into my heart.
Who can I call upon to help?
Not Batman, not Superman, heck, not even He-Man.
Only one can save my immortal soul.
BIBLEMAN!!!
Bibleman is Our Saviour Lord Jesus Christ's kick-ass Bible scholar and all-round action hero.
Thanks to Paul's letter to the Ephesians 6:11-18 and a hi-tech para-military team as support, Bibleman has The Full Armour of God.
Want to see it power up?
Click to viewAll of Bibleman's righteous adventures against the sinners, agnostics and other heathens can be seen on dvd.
There's lots of them. Bibleman has been evangelically kicking butt for ten years. So, he comes in Boxsets.
Wow, 4 hours of family fun where Bibleman fights super villans like The Fibbler, The Cheater, Wacky Protestor and Queen Gossip with her cronies Loose Lips & Blabber Mouth.
But he doesn't battle Satan's minions on his own. He gets help from his action team of Cypher, Biblegirl and some other chick.
And you don't just have to be a witness to the cause.
You can join in on the Bible action with Bibleman action figures.
And the video game.
Featuring music from the Rock-n-Roll Worship Circus.
There's a board game too.
And he does live shows.
And you can even be Bibleman.
See
I want a Bibleman Light Sword.
So I can be Bibleman and slay the unbelievers. Woot!
And he doesn't remind me of anyone else at all.
Wow, thank you God, thank you Baby Jesus.
Thank you for BibleMan.
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And it's totally untrue that I want the Power Rangers to kick the snot out of him.