Twatter is Here!

[robinpen]

Introducing the new Twatter.

You might think it’s like Twitter, but far from it.

Twatter allows one to send short, sharp messages of insult to almost anyone you want.

It does so anonymously.

If you know someone who uses Twitter you employ Twatter to send them a message of a deservingly insulting nature and they’ll never know who it’s from.

Twatter even

Comments

[punktortoise]

2.47 pm Work v. boring. Fell asleep. Dreamed about marmalade.
5.15 pm Finished work. Yippee!
5.38 pm Bought new brand of quince conserve. Worth a try.
6.47 pm Met X for first date. Feeling rather anxious.
8.22 pm Date seems going quite well, but have yet to discuss with X my philosophy on the primacy of breakfast.
10.43 pm Invited X back to apartment. Looks promising ...
11.15 pm Shattered. Can hardly write. Returned from loo (bladder bursting) to find X in pantry, rearranging jam jars. Told her to leave.
1.29 am Feeling lonely. Wondering if too harsh.
6.24 am Bugger, out of marmalade.

[robinpen]

Excellent.

[catsparx]

I don't twitter. But Twatter sounds like it was made for me!!!

[dalekboy]

I just don't see the point of Twitter. But then I generally don't see the point of most LJ posts, either, including mine.

I want Twatter, but I'd like to turn the anonymous feature off, please. May as well let the fuckers know what I'm thinking.