If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want--good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

How to make a Happy Matt
Ingredients:

1 part Jade
Method:
Combine in room with bed, couch, chair, or blanket on floor. Leave alone for 5-6 hours or until sleeping. Fan-fuckin-tastic!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Reveal 5 songs that you have been enjoying lately, regardless of genre,

o1. Pink Floyd - The Wall (Whole album at a time)
o2. Sonata Arctica - False News Travels Fast
o3. System of a Down - Radio/Video
o4. Animal Chinz - Crawl Across the Sky
o5. Tetris Attack - Gargantua Blargg (Yes yes.)

The definition of something being "Jewed up"

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Elephants having sex is the funniest thing ever.

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Happy Birthday, boo boo kitty fuck.

Lovelovelovelovelove.

Now come and get your present.

I *love* Chicago.

And not the gay-musical. The band.

You're the meaning in my life,
You're the inspiration.

( Just so you know... )