On Being Bruce Willis

[robobob3000]

Keeping with the trend of dream posts, here's a dream that I had that wasn't my usual sort of dream, wherein I serve customers at work all night long in my head. Oh by the way, if you ever see me mouthing something like "Would you like a small, medium, or large?" in my sleep, you have my permission to kill me.

Anyhow, in this unusual dream, I was

Comments

[johnguenther]

Angelina's gettin' a little heavy, eh? You should have told her to do a little less of the binging and a little more of the purging.

[nilssooo]

was angelina really heavy or were you just really weak, Mr. Willis?

[burgov_vi]

when you were hoisting, did you touch her boobs?

[robobob3000]

I hoisted from the boobs, thank you very much.