adonis

[roboducky]

relationships sometimes seem to cause more problems than they solve.
no, i am not speaking in the specific sense,
as some might suppose.
but, a more general instead.

maybe spickbot's onto something. the whole being a robot and not
understanding emotions and whatnot.

wot?

Comments

[nervous_system]

i want to be a robot
feelings are for people who are strong

[ubersturm]

brain in a jar is the way to go.
if you're feeling inspired, you could even set up some sort of speaker and hook it up to the jar, so that you can indulge in movie-villain laughter.

[roboducky]

as much as i'd love to turn into an evil villian like krang,
i actually think i'd prefer being cyborg. being a brain in a jar
just isn't mobile enough for my type of lifestyle. the way
predujices are these days, it would be difficult for me to leave
my house.

in that case, blake says...

[ubersturm]

Want to be a brain, but don't want to sacrifice mobility or hot dates? Well, then you need one of Krang's Robot Bodies! After all, nothing says "I'm an intergalactic super-genius conquerer" like a giant fat man with 3-D glasses and a tv antenna on his head, wearing nothing but a red speado and tiny red elf shoes on his tiny feet. Oh yeah, and a freaking brain in your stomach.

Semi-seriously, for a second, the House bought the first few episodes of TMNT on DVD, and while watching the part when Krang got his body, we laughed SO HARD, for a half hour. You see, it's face makes totally independent movements of the brain. And at that moment, our gentle giant Adam decided to yawn. And something went off in our brains and we were on the floor laughing so hard that I was crawling to the bathroom because I felt I might vomit it was so funny!