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[roboredom]

[Hello, Luceti. Did you order one (1) robot unicorn to run through the village?

No?

Too bad. Because that's exactly what is going to be running through the town. Or just standing there and staring at random people with pure hate. Or running by and stopping just to stare with immense hatred, just to immediately take off again. Or attempting to run

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[crytearsofjoy]

[Winry blinks from her seat on a bench as Robo-Ky Unicorn zooms passed. Okay, this has to be one of her weird, vivid pregnancy dreams. There's no other explanation.]

[roboredom]

[Wait. Robo-Ky recognizes that woman he just galloped (like a professional, by the way) past. He's making a U-Turn! That was--!]

WHAT'S-YOUR-FACE! YOU'VE RETURNED FOR MEEEE!

[crytearsofjoy]

[...You know what? Since this is a dream she'll roll with it. Baby gives her enough headaches as it is. With a laugh she says:]

Why of course I have.

[roboredom]

[He kind of hops up onto his hind legs for a moment in excitement. This is glorious.]

I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. I ONLY HAD TO WAIT!

[flicker_flash]

[That. Is the coolest thing. EVER.

Small child just standing on the side of the street and staring. Oh wow.]

[roboredom]

[Children are extra points in the game of self-amusement-for-humanity-hating-robots-turned-unicorn! He's going to be veering off of his path towards Katie now.

But the song is distracting, so he's slowing down a bit. D|]

[flicker_flash]

[Oh my god it's coming this way you are SO COOL OMG YAY :DDDD--

Wait, why are you not stopping? D:]

Um. Mr Unicorn?

[roboredom]

[HE WILL BE VICTORIOUS.]

FORTY POINTS!

[purpledemoneyes]

[What what WHAT]

[The world has gone mad, apparently. Tsuzuki simply ends up staring at the unicorn as it runs past him.]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky likes to mess with people sometimes, so he'll just start to come back around to run circles around the poor guy. Maybe the song will drive him mad like it's beginning to do for Robo-Ky. That would be fun to watch.

How creepy is that?]

[purpledemoneyes]

[The song is too catchy. Tsuzuki wonders if he'll ever be able to get rid of it. He tries to hum Postman Pat to himself to get it out of his mind. His attempt is unsuccessful.]

Excuse me, horsie?

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky turns his head to face Tsuzuki while still running circles. What.]

[de_bel_survivor]

[Kouki blinks and stare at the strange robot unicorn running past.]

[roboredom]

[The unicorn stops running once it passes Kouki. Because it seriously just tripped up on itself and is sliding across the ground.

The music refuses to stop.]

[de_bel_survivor]

[He's ignoring the music in favour of checking up on the unicorn.]

Are you okay?

[roboredom]

[He doesn't move while on the ground. Just that damn music.] NO.

[nugoesmoo]

[She's been wandering around aimlessly ever since this morning, only to stumble across one of the weirdest things she's seen all day. Not only does it look like a metal...unicorn...but there's a weird yet catchy song playing. Despite her current appearance, Noel can't help but feel intrigued.]

What the...?

[roboredom]

[He skids to a stop. Which causes him to fall thanks to snow, but he's slowing down at the very least. And a familiar voice made interrupt the music as he slides past you.]

HELLO AGAIN!

[nugoesmoo]

[...oh god, he knows Nu. And it's that guy.]

...It's you... [Ughhh. >:|]

[roboredom]

['scuse me, Nuel. Robo-Ky has a date with that wall he's sliding into.]