Log 005 ◄► Voice
[Prepare to have your journals blaring a loud, robotic voice. Robo-Ky is not apologetic for it. And he's trying to have a commanding voice, but that's a little tough when your voice doesn't convey emotion very well. It just ends up loud.]
SO NEW ARRIVALS TO THIS PLACE ARE CALLED NEW FEATHERS. IN THAT CASE, I DECLARE MYSELF OVERLORD OF ALL NEW FEATHERS THIS MONTH! AND THERE'S NOTHING ANY OF YOU DEFECTIVE HUMANS CAN DO TO STOP ME!
[He called it. Besides. This is just the perfect opportunity to have some bloodshed, because, well... he's been failing at getting rid of all those people that annoy him. People just jump out of the way, or something as equally as frustrating. It's horrible. And what better way to use the journals to make his first real voice entry on the network? It's like killing two birds with one boulder.]
AS MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I ORDER YOU ALL TO KILL YOURSELVES. BZZZT. [...] UNLESS YOU ARE A FEMALE. THEN YOU MAY BECOME MY WIFE INSTEAD.
[Then a moment of silence.] NO LYING ABOUT BEING A FEMALE. [He's talking about you, Noel.]
SO NEW ARRIVALS TO THIS PLACE ARE CALLED NEW FEATHERS. IN THAT CASE, I DECLARE MYSELF OVERLORD OF ALL NEW FEATHERS THIS MONTH! AND THERE'S NOTHING ANY OF YOU DEFECTIVE HUMANS CAN DO TO STOP ME!
[He called it. Besides. This is just the perfect opportunity to have some bloodshed, because, well... he's been failing at getting rid of all those people that annoy him. People just jump out of the way, or something as equally as frustrating. It's horrible. And what better way to use the journals to make his first real voice entry on the network? It's like killing two birds with one boulder.]
AS MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I ORDER YOU ALL TO KILL YOURSELVES. BZZZT. [...] UNLESS YOU ARE A FEMALE. THEN YOU MAY BECOME MY WIFE INSTEAD.
[Then a moment of silence.] NO LYING ABOUT BEING A FEMALE. [He's talking about you, Noel.]