Log 005 ◄► Voice

[roboredom]

[Prepare to have your journals blaring a loud, robotic voice. Robo-Ky is not apologetic for it. And he's trying to have a commanding voice, but that's a little tough when your voice doesn't convey emotion very well. It just ends up loud.]

SO NEW ARRIVALS TO THIS PLACE ARE CALLED NEW FEATHERS. IN THAT CASE, I DECLARE MYSELF OVERLORD OF ALL NEW

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[cry_camellia]

You can declare anything you like, but you'd best brace yourself for disappointment because no one is going to accept you as their overlord just like that.

[...] And more importantly, that's really no way to go about winning the heart of a potential wife.

[roboredom]

AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW? I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING HERE!

[Come on, Tsubaki. He's smooth. All the ladies want some of Robo-Ky.]

[cry_camellia]

Is that so? Just how has it been working out for you so far then, if I may ask?

[Yes. Tsubaki is clearly in denial.]

[roboredom]

[Pause. Are you... trying to out him?] ... FINE.

[cry_camellia]

You don't sound so sure about that.

[roboredom]

THEN FIX YOUR EARS!

[cry_camellia]

There's nothing wrong with my ears! Don't assume that you can cover up your lies so easily.

[roboredom]

DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR INFERIOR HEARING.

[cry_camellia]

My hearing is fine. Though if it was impaired, you most likely would be to blame after all that needless yelling over the journals.

[roboredom]

IT WAS NOT NEEDLESS YELLING. IT WAS AN ORDER!

[cry_camellia]

From someone with no authority.

[roboredom]

ARE YOU IDIOTIC OR JUST NOT PAYING ATTENTION?

[cry_camellia]

Neither. You have yet to explain how you could possibly expect anyone to obey such orders. I'd actually be quite interested to hear you try.

[roboredom]

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DISOBEY ME?

[cry_camellia]

Because they owe you no loyalty; they have no incentive to carry out your commands. Especially such unreasonable ones.

[roboredom]

I COULD ALWAYS FORCE THEM TO.