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[robot26]

Today I was driving down the road when my dooshbag radar went off. I saw this dude in my rearview zipping around cars in his yellow civic and giant spoiler like it was a game, then he got up really close behind me. I was in the left lane passing a car but I decided to slow down and ride right next to the car beside me so the dooshbag couldn't pass

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[kimmylyn]

I hate the last category with a vengence. More specifically I hate the two subcategories of that particular DB (I made an abbreviation!)

Subcategory A: The DB's who rev the engine and then lean on the horn so that you get the crap scared out of you since you are too busy listening to Kelly Clarkson while running to really notice anything else going on. These are usually construction workers.

Subcategory B: The DB's who lean out the window and yell "Heyyyyyy Gurl" which just really makes you want to give them the finger or yell some obscenity back, but again there is the Kelly Clarson factor and the fact that these guys may very well follow you home. These are usually high school boys who are too full of themselves to ever get a girlfriend. I want to call their mothers and yell at them.

[robot26]

yeah i hate when i get yelled at while jogging and listening to kelly clarkson. but seriously i apologize to you on behalf of the male species.

[conversus]

excellent categorization man. truly excellent.

and just in case you're ever on some spelling type gameshow, i'm pretty it's spelled douchebag. i just don't want you to not win a few thousand dollars because you had a cooler spelling of the word, but the judges wouldn't be able to give you credit.

another category is the, "if i see you even glance at my hot girlfriend, i'm going to give you the death stare and possibly try and start something so you know how rediculously tough and cool i am" douchebag.

typing 'death stare' makes mes think of the death star.

[robot26]

i prefer my spelling, i've used that since like 6th grade when I really didn't know how to spell it so made that up. yeah the dooshbags that stare at you because you happened to glance the same general direction or side of the room their grilfriend is in, they are some of the worst. you know it is because they are paranoid.

[themennonite]

That's a lot of bags of doosh/douche (I do rather like your spelling. It makes me think of a bag of douche whooshing by your head. Or perhaps flying at your head, depending on how unlucky you are).