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[robot_grandma]

2dAy ah W0kE up anD mAH dad wuz YeLLinG @ MaH 2 MakE maH beD. SOOO I Put On MY g00D CharLIT CD and CRYED. ThEn aH PuT on maH H0t t0Pic StUdded BraCelEt an paInted mah NALES BlAx BCUZ Ah wuZ feelin a lil GOTH BecasU Ah HaTe MaH daD X 238726348326. dEN, Ah PuT on MaH pLaID SKirT and FishnTz end LisTenED 2 FINCH beCUZ DHAY = SOOO HARDCORE, ehnd AH

Comments

[chemchick80]

My eyes started to bleed when I tried reading this. BAD ALAN! MAKE DA CHEMCHICK'S EYES BLEED!

[robot_grandma]

if you just take a minute to gaze through the blood, you might find some humor in it.

[chemchick80]

AHAHHAHAHAHAA.
OK- I actually read it this time. Way to be emo girlfriend! You go with yo cryin' self! w3rd.

[numberonenothin]

not only was that hilarious, but i respect how hard you mustve had to work to make that. and its brutally honest.

[robot_grandma]

heh. It didn't take that long.

[burningxinside]

hmm, if i were to read the journals of half the fucking annoying kids that piss me off at shows, it would probably look like that every entry.

that was sooo funny!

[caitielove]

Hey, it's punkgoddessKT i made a new name.. add me?<33

[psychotickittie]

nice one alan... you managed to make fun of like every band that i liked or loved at some point.. hehe i still thought it was funny and thank god that i NEVER said anything like that