i started to write then i realized i can t just like everything else i try to do wait i have to learn to want i want you to cut me i hope i die outside and you guys can find the cute birds feeding themselves and eventually you will kill bird and eat it which means you are ultimately eating me the bird will become your savior allowing you to ( Read more... )

I opened a fortune cookie today that told me ( Read more... )

walk in the building find the secret door that leaps over into my mind

so I am at community service. I looked up earlier outside of this window to see a shirt "I'VE GOT THE SNOWMAN" with a picture of a snowman on it. OMG GENIUS. why dont we start building people sculptures out of grass so i can wear a shirt taht says "ive got the greenman"

Give me a Mich Ultra because I like my water with beer and you can throw roofinal up in there to help you engage in 'roached out' sex with me sick hail to the frat boy

Someone told me that Jesus is left-handed. Is that true?

fucking sore throat means i can't kill my time in my most favorite way

apparently my grandmother always said that a whore is the best friend you can have...whores arent trying to sleep with your husband b/c they are doing it with everyone else.

smokin out ( Read more... )

When you find yourself sleep deprived, just take a pill and drive. Finally slept. Interesting 58 year old men in sweet leather vests trying to feel up both men and women drunkenly was a funny site but only until I sat back and realized what a sad alcoholic bastard he is. Project Pat is my Enya it relaxes my soul lets me drive while laying back ( Read more... )

i was jumping on a trampoline and i would always imagine me jumping higher and higher and higher until eventually i would reach the tree tops and jump higher and higher and eventually i would reach the clouds and higher and higher and eventually i would be above the clouds and on my trip back down i would fall on a cloud and rest there with other ( Read more... )

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