Fuck.

[robotadversary]

I'm fucking sick of sleeping alone every god damned night. Sick of it.

*edit* ...damn, I'm a whiny bitch lately aren't I? Oh fucking well.

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Wangbitussin

[anonymous]

Please remember to floss.

Have you considered doing something to radically change your destiny, like kidnapping a congressman's daughter or perhaps urinating on your favorite shirt and wearing it to a hugging party? I hear base-jumps from the shoulders of midgets are in with the skydivers this year. It really saves on equipment costs, and it gives the midget a sense of accomplishment (though there are reports of back pain).

If you're still not satisfied, take in a movie and about halfway fake Gulf Syndrome. If you really want to put on a better show, perhaps have a Nam Flashback for a finale.

[ichigokitty]

::hugs::

[robotadversary]

Oh shit, hi! How the hell are you? In Orlando, eh? Well. Cool.

[ichigokitty]

Hi, I'm pretty good. How are you doing? Where are you anyway? Yea, chillin' in orlando.

[alwaystoken]

As one who considers himself to be your biggest fan, I volunteer to sleep with you. Well, not really. How's about a cookie instead?

[juridian]

Serious whinage goin' on here, so I feel the need to comment.

These things happen, nut it up and deal with it. Nobody's life is a dream come true, but you do what you gotta do, and whining doesn't change a god-damn thing.

[robotadversary]

Of all the people you could have spent this time telling not to be a pussybitch, you choose the one who knows the best. :P