Have you ever noticed that sometimes you feel like you smell? I mean, seriously, this can apply in a wide variety of flavors. You can smell: all cologned up, (over-confident, a wee fake) after shave, (I shave because I care) clean, (relieved) b.o., (sex/guilt/unsure) and just dirty (fun/who cares).
What do you smell like?

I demand that you give me something to laugh at ( Read more... )

For those of you that need an excuse to forget who you are...

Look no further!

It's St. Patty's day, and as everyone knows, we're all Irish today.
Cheers and don't drive,

Sincerely,
A Temporarily Irish/Gay Guy

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You know, I think I'll probably get some shit for this, but, I really fucking love rocking out to the Beatles ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel like vomiting green,fluffy lobsters ( Read more... )

Guilty guilty guilty, that's just plain me.
Guilty guilty guilty, I'm sick as can be.
Guilty guilty guilty, why are you reading this,
When you could be guilty guilty guilty in undefinable bliss?

I wrote this under a tree, an electronic tree, called a lamp, while my brain oozed out, and waited for people who weren't coming.

Sincerely,
An Illusory

My Patron SubGenius Diety is


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There once was a man who played Halo,
Who did not listen to country or J-lo,
He made players cry,
And the programmers sigh,
All it took was some acid and day-glo.

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(check out the montage)