SKATEBOARDING RULES, and i am going to try to go every day if i can... last night it was extra awesome, even if it got cut short by a storm. WOOOOOO!

jimmy page was a guitarist for the Yardbirds before Led Zepplin, who woulda ever thought?

something that i learned today.

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pull pull pull pull, roar tumbletumbleheeheeweeeeee!

and i skated today, fucking awesome!

p.s. Josh, i saved you $150. ...my cd player magically works again!! ..for now.

my friend is back! as i was walking to work yesterday, i saw that fatass little groundhog that i love so much that hangs out by the abandoned sorority house. winter must really be over! oh man i am so excited cuz that little thing is so sweet! someday i am gonna try to hug it.

whoaisteppedonachicken!

crawling with critters, itching and peeling. cables twist and trap fleas to cadavers. splintering pain severs limbs from the tallest trees. marbles rain down and shatter bulldozers. carpet fires melt you in. stone statues filled with pudding boil in the sun.

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maybe i should be a chiropractor. i can only have one patient though. it'd still be a good job.

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK:

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