I'm not usually into the whole celebrity crush thing, but...

[robotfart]

Scarlett Johnansson...

Comments

[the_yellow_book]

Well, obviously I look JUST LIKE HER. Only, like, in a yin kinda way because I have black hair and small boobs.

[robotfart]

For those of you not in the know, this is how queer girls try to pick up on my girlfriend: by telling her that she looks like Scarlett Johansson. It's happened twice now. Could you fucking imagine what would happen if a guy tried that shit?

I want equality, otherwise I'm going to advocate cat calls.

[anonymous]

The heat isn't working in my office and it was terribly cold before I opened that up. I think I'll leave it up...cuz it's definitely not cold in here any more.

-radio

[robotfart]

At least you didn't have to change your underwear. Or did you?