Pooh in motion

[robotfart]

The name on my birth certificate is John, but my parents, being the prudential and unpredictable types that they are, decided they’d call me Jack instead once I was yanked into the world. They called me John once, and that was when they named me. It’s a curious decision they made. I’ve spent an incalculable portion of my life explaining it,

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[the_yellow_book]

We welcome you, John.

[digitalelf]

It's been quite some time!

[robotfart]

Yes indeed. Glad to see you're doing well.

[mycan]

so do we call you john or jack?

this has always confused me...

and, good to see you posting here.

[robotfart]

Whatever suits you. I never expect people to just be able to switch it up.

[anonymous]

hey jack...dave here...
As you know I eat lotsa meat...I like animals too...I do go out of my way to avoid treatment that lacks any form of humanity (like veal, for instance), but seriously....without cows, I'd starve :) I know you probably find my sense of humor on the subject a little crass but humor is the best defense for continued engagement in an activity that you are morally conflicted over. On THAT note...

how many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE. vegans can't change anything.

[robotfart]

how many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE. vegans can't change anything.

This joke is fucking awesome.

Well Dave, I've already denounced the militant vegans who won't be friends with people who wear leather or whatever. That's insanity to me. But it's a choice I've made and you've made your choice. But I will tell you that I never thought I'd give up meat and now that I've become aware of so much that occurs in the meat industry, I'm even more certain that I'll never eat meat again.

I don't knock you for it, but I still think you're kind of a pussy.