Stuff I Occasionally Feel Guilty About

[robotfart]

Like most everyone I've ever met, I'm not perfect.  Well, I'm pretty close, but I do occasionally fuck up.  Here's a list of stuff I occasionally feel guilty about:

- I have little patience for idiocy.  I want to be surrounded by intelligent people all the time.  I've chosen my friends wisely.

- I trash talk my superiors, even when they don't really

Comments

[laura_palmer]

LOVE Forbidden Island

[laura_palmer]

Four and a half years. Geez! Sorry to hear that, Layla. I know he's your friend, but send me a picture of him. If I see him, I'll run him over. I'm trying to find a way to get some time off work anyway.

As far as the slut stamp is concerned, you haven't seen shit until you've gone to Santa Barbara. Someone has a factory underground and they're cloning them (I call them Santa Barbies or just "Jennies"). They ride bikes and their thongs ride up by the butterflies. There are millions of them. MILLIONS!

Jennies!!

[laura_palmer]

I heard the Santa Barbies/"Jennies" migrate every year..don't they go to Mexico and hang in the trees..or wait..are those Monarchs? or the salmon of Capistrano!
-The Oprah Hater

[digitalelf]

I work for an estate planning lawyer and it's fun, easy work (except when the rare probate comes in). We used to have a divorce attorney in our suite and it was INSANE. The shit clients he had to put up with....no wonder the pay is better.

[digitalelf]

No doubt. My Dad used to have to confiscate their guns. He's got a closet full of guns nobody bothered to get back. That's scary shit.

[kfs_one]

I am not ashamed to admit that I have a "slut stamp". Are we friends, or no?

[kfs_one]

I don't really think of them that way. I dated a girl, a Mormon, who had a butterfly on her lower back, and she was the biggest prude alive. There wasn't a snowball's chance in Hell she'd ever put out. She was scared that if her Dad found out about her tattoo, he'd take away their trampoline and give it to some black people.

[robotfart]

Sorry. Didn't mean to post anonymous on all those responses.

Mitchum is not just a deoderant!

[anonymous]

I did not take your advice...I looked at this picture at work...and YES, I did convulse in uncontrollable exstacy...but I think it got me a raise!
-The Oprah Hater
p.s. Once you collect all his albums, please make me copies!

Re: Mitchum is not just a deoderant!

[robotfart]

See, the man's been dead for almost ten years and he's still doing great shit!