Yay! Hate mail!

[robotfart]

It recently came to my attention that I was the lucky recipient of some pretty scathing criticism a couple weeks ago.  It isn’t the interesting hate mail, and by that I mean mail either written really well or really, REALLY poorly, sent to your e-mail inbox or-I declare!--to your physical mailbox.  This little burst of acrimony was nothing more

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[the_yellow_book]

Well, if it's any consolation, I find you tolerable.

[robotfart]

Aw, cuddle puff. Such a sweet talker.

[anonymous]

You know....I almost felt bad reading the comment left by Anonymous because I used to give you so much crap about "shoveling rabbit shit with your degree". But, like I said, ALMOST. Besides, I didn't write it. Maybe your theory as to who it was is correct? I think that would be funny....on a couple of different levels.
By the way, it was fun drinking too much and once again failing in our attempt to play some pretty damn simple country tunes the other night.

-radio

[robotfart]

Goddammit, I don't scoop up shit!

You obviously weren't that intoxicated, Dave. The mysterious thing about playing country songs is that the drunker you are, the better they sound. I thought we were fucking stellar.

Whether it was good or not, the West Texas-fried version of "Bankrobber" was really fun. If only we could remember the words.

[kfs_one]

i'm with simone.

i also find you tolerable.

[robotfart]

I can just feel the love. My girlfriend puts up with me, one of my closest friends doesn't feel sorry for me when I fall victim to cyber-rage, and now I learn that you merely humor me.

What do I have to do for you fucking people? Adopt a starving refugee?!

Re: Hate Mail

[anonymous]

Jack,
I don't find you tolerable at all. yah!
I blame everything evil in the world on Oprah.
I think Oprah sent you the hate mail.
Or as I refer to her, The Spherical One.

-The Oprah Hater

Re: Hate Mail

[robotfart]

I hate Oprah too, but if I sent her a letter telling her why she sucks, I'd sign my name.